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1. 英文版笑话之——我是历史老师

位历史老师和他的妻子在吃饭,妻子问到:“工作上有什么新鲜事吗?”丈夫回答说:“没有,我是教历史的。”

 

A history teacher and his wife were sitting at a table

the wife asked “Anything new at work”, and he replied", no, I am teaching History".

 

2. 英文版笑话之——除了音乐

一位热心的年轻教师想让她的学生多了解一点优秀的古典音乐,就安排了一天下午去听音乐会。为了使这次活动能给大家留下更深的印象,她请大家喝柠檬汽水、吃点心、巧克力和冰淇淋。在大家回来上汽车的时候,她问小萨莉:“你今天玩得好吗?

“噢,好极了,小姐,” 萨莉说,“除了音乐其它都很好。”

 

A keen young teacher wanted to introduce her class to the glories of classical music, so she arranged an outing to an afternoon concert. To make the occasion even more memorable, she treated everyone to lemonade, cake, chocs and ices. Just as the party was getting back into their coach, she said to little Sally, "Have you enjoyed yourself today?"

"Oh, yes, miss!" said Sally, "It was lovely. All except the music, that is."

 

3. 英文版笑话之——吝啬鬼请客

一个出了名的吝啬鬼终于决定要请一次客了。他在向一个朋友解释怎么找到他家时说:“你上到五楼,找中间那个门,然后用你的胳膊肘按门铃。门开了之后,再用你的脚把门推开。”

 

“为什么要用我的肘和脚呢?”

 

“你的双手得拿礼物啊。天哪,你总不会空着手来吧?”吝啬鬼回答

The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, "Come up to 5M and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door open, push with your foot."

 

"Why use my elbow and foot?"

 

"Well, gosh," was the reply, "You're not coming empty-hangded, are you?"




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